What they said:
Emma- Wait…Were you two…?
What they mean:
Emma- Wait…Where you two making out?
Tinkerbell- oh-God-NO! That’s disgusting, Emma. Why would you think…?
Hook- PERHAPS WE WERE! Why? Does that make you jealous Swan? I mean I don’t really care if you were at Granny’s with Bae. I can totally handle it. It’s not like I’m looking for sex with a blonde so I can imagine it’s you! Please… that would be… ridiculous.
(But there wasn’t enough time to say all this because there was a fairy screaming)
MY POWER FLURRIES THROUGH THE AIR INTO THE GROUND. MY SOUL IS SPIRALING IN FROZEN FRACTALS ALL AROUND. AND ONE THOUGHT CRYSTALLIZES LIKE AN ICY BLAST- I'M NEVER GOING BACK, THE PAST IS IN THE PAST!
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OMG IT ACTUALLY WORKED!
That’s actually really fucking cool!
I WAS JUST WAITING TO SEE A POST SO COOL LIKE THIS
NOW I CAN DIE IN PEACE
*cries quietly because I’m on the tumblr app*